Anonymous said: lol that harry and louis have kids post. lol that you think they'll have kids together. lol that you think harry is some crusader pushing against gender norms. just lol. the reason he acts 'girly' on stage (since that what you think he's doing!) is because he's usually directly impersonating (!!!!!) and/or playing to the little girls in the crowd. like you're so far off on everything it's hilarious. please carry on.
listen buddy i don’t give two shits about whether you ship larry or not. i don’t care if harry is pounding the puss and has never seen a dick other than his own in his entire life. his sexuality isn’t even relevant to his gender expression so let’s leave louis out of this.
but you are not marching into my inbox and robbing me of my representation. not today, insecure heterosexual anon! not today. buckle up.
in the media today we have infinite men and women strictly adhering to gender norms (and if you’re feeling lazy, you don’t even have to look any further than the other four members of one direction!) so you can back right off,
BECAUSE WHILE HARRY IS WEARING SAM’S JERSEY, AND REFUSING TO CUT HIS HAIR TO PLEASE OTHERS, AND USING GENDER-NEUTRAL TERMS WHEN ASKED ABOUT ‘GIRLS’ (no, really), AND CHANGING PRONOUNS IN HIS LYRICS LIVE? I AM GOING TO USE YOUR WORD HERE, THANKS. HE IS A CRUSADER.
so you can enjoy all those other typical manly men and back the fuck off the people who enjoy harry’s self-expression. the people who need to see someone in mainstream media telling them “hey, it’s okay to be you”.
as a sidenote… you realise there’s nothing shameful about acting ‘girly’, right? it’s not a bad thing? i’m not insulting harry? it doesn’t mean he’s with louis. it doesn’t even mean he’s gay. it just means he’s brave enough to break traditional gender roles in front of an extremely large audience (literally within the stadium, and figuratively across the media).
you… don’t… need… to… get… insecure… about… this… it’s… not… a… bad… thing… to… act… a… lil… girly… sometimes…
or, you know, maybe i’m just reaching. maybe you’re right and he’s usually directly impersonating (!!!!!) and/or playing to the little girls in the crowd…
remember the time he raced off stage and demanded someone find him a bottle of nail polish purely so he could copy a girl’s yellow polish as a joke?? classic harry!
that was 500% a joke, though. harry would NEVER WEAR NAIL POLISH
or the time he copied a pirouette, the typical dance move of pop-concert crowds in 2014
can you believe those girls were also dancing at a football match, too? silly girls. this is sports! not pop music! now poor harry has to imitate you because that’s the only time he twirls! to please the girls!
some other typical 2014 dance moves that harry has mimicked:
of course harry would copy this one. it’s so funny how they gave all the audience poles to dance on! it’s not like this is a sexualised dance move that’s for a more mature understanding, or anything. it’s just like you said. he’s “playing to the little girls in the crowd”
there’s DEFINITELY room down by the catwalk for fans to skip
ah yes, and then there was the time he copied all the fans who posed for photos like this:
LIAM pls donT TOUCH HARRY he is TRYING TO LOOK MANLY HERE
i don’t know. i’m fucking crazy, aren’t i? anon. i’m making shit up for my own amusement. i need to get off the internet. no one else sees what i see.
i mean, poor harry. poor, poor harry. he HATES it when people try to say he does girly things. HE DOESN’T!!!!!!!
EVER!!!!!!! it’s not like he’d, i don’t now, wear fuschia underwear or something, for chrissake
sorry anon, mate, but harry doesn’t mind joking about gender. it’s almost like… he’s comfortable with the way he expresses his gender identity…
it’s almost like he’s always been comfortable doing ‘girly’ things…
it’s almost….. as if it’s not shameful if someone labelled as a ‘man’ does some stereotypically ‘feminine’ things……
anon… it’s almost like… you’re the only one who has a problem here????
GOSH, i WISH one direction wasn’t so directly related to gymnastics. poor harry was FORCED to talk about gymnastics on stage in france and FORCED to talk it out just to please the crowd!! you know there’d be a lot of angry concert-goers if harry didn’t talk about gymnastics. i wish they’d just him be free :( :( he looks so sad :(
no, youre absolutely right, anon - harry only ever twirls in catering to - copying girls. he never, ever does a happy twirl purely about himself
NEVER when he’s just like, playing around on set and NOT in front of a crowd of girls
i mean, we know for a fact that harry doesn’t care about his lgbtq fans. us queer people need to stop PROJECTING, right!? harry just wants to get on with being a typical straight bro!!! he never, ever does fanservice for queer fans
so why they think they have the nerve to embrace him as an inspiration is beyond me
HARRY JUST WANTS QUEER FANS TO LEAVE HIM ALONE!!! FREE HIM
harry’s just a straight laddy lad who lads about offstage. he’s not doing feminine things in his off days. it’s only for the live audience. in his own time he’s just…
manning about in his man shorts!! bro!!!
i’m gonna ninja edit full bun!harry in here
to quote young harry: "I’m masculine, i promise!"
anon my dear, you seem seriously pressed. but i can assure you, harry’s attitude is:
why don’t we talk about this more often like srsly
IM SCREAMIBG WITH LAUGHTER THESE GIRLS ARE MY HEROES
SHOTS FUCKING FIRED
For anyone not familiar with how modern country sounds, these girls are calling out ACTUAL songs like making blatant references to ACTUAL lyrics from other songs on the radio.
And its fucking FLAWLESS OH MY GOD THIS IS AMAZING.
One of the reasons I stopped listening to country was, when I was a kid, the radio was full of songs by women and songs that talked about women like they were actual people.
Now so many of the songs dont give women a personality, just describe things about them like their legs, their lips, how they look in your truck. Its just SO much objectification.
My sister just showed me this and its ADSFHASDFKLLKFH she even said she heard it on the radio im so happy
"I aint your tan legged juliet" IM SCREECHING
I might be in love please send help
biggest fuck you ever
A somewhat compulsive and entirely too-time consuming timeline of One Direction (and Harry and Louis—mostly Harry and Louis, to be fair) from the damn beginning, made mostly for fic realted purposes and kept up because it’s quite useful. Do enjoy, and feel free to use it for fic, but credit me!
warning: My own bias and opinions within (as well as an ongoing quest to source every bit of information/proofread that is happening but will take a while, sorry—it’s a WIP), but I have done my best to make everything factually correct. Please let me know if I’ve gotten anything horribly wrong! Bolded years are sourced/”complete”.
A note: Please do not share this with anyone outside of fandom/tumblr—especially the boys themselves/twitter. This is for you guys, not them, and I’d really like to keep it that way.
TAG GAME: CHARACTERS WHO SHARE THE SAME PERSONALITY TYPE AS YOU.
If you don’t know your personality type, take the test here.
Tagged by: Nobody (I stole it)
Rules: Find out what characters share the same personality type as you here and list the characters that you find relevant below. Then tag five friends and let them know you tagged them!
- Jafar (Aladdin)
- Walter White and Gus Fring (Breaking Bad)
- Ebeneezer Scrooge (A Christmas Carol)
- Ross Geller (Friends)
- Severus Snape and Lord Voldemort (Harry Potter)
- Dr. Gregory House (House)
- Marvin the Paranoid Android (Hitchhiker’s Guide…)
- Shere Khan (The Jungle Book)
- Scar (The Lion King)
- Saruman (Lord of the Rings)
- Benjamin Linus (Lost)
- Loki (Marvel)
- Littly My (Moomins)
- Captain Hook (Peter Pan)
- The Brain (Pinky and the Brain)
- Mojo Jojo (Powerpuff Girls)
- James Moriarty (Sherlock Holmes)
- Hannibal Lecter (Silence of the Lambs)
- Mr. Burns and Sideshow Bob (The Simpsons)
- Tywin Lannister (Game of Thrones)
- Cadinal Richelieu (The Three Musketeers)
- Keyser Soze (The Usual Suspects)
So, basically… I’m the asshole.
This test is so freaking lucky it redeemed itself by also making me
- Rupert Giles (Buffy the Vampire Slayer)
- Michonne (The Walking Dead)
- Mac (Veronica Mars)
- and Ghoulia Yelps (Monster High)
*Eliza turns around* bob why are you down on one knee you’re supposed to be be arguing with me CLARKE bob YOU’RE THE STUBBORNEST MOST FRUSTRATING WOMAN I HAVE EVER MET AND BELIEVE ME I GREW UP WITH OCTAVIA SHE IS SOME STIFF COMPETITION bob no BUT I JUST WANNA LEAD OUR PACK OF BLOODTHIRSTY DELINQUENT CHILDREN WITH YOU ROMANTIC STYLEZ bob stop OR WHATEVER (x)
"We never thought about making this relationship romantic."
That is such a load of bullshit. It was clear from episode 1 that that’s where they’re heading. Not only because that’s what apparently happens in the novel (I wasn’t aware of this until a couple minutes ago because I haven’t read it), but also because it’s such an obvious character development cliché: Mr. Hothead and Ms. Reasonable who can’t stand each other but have to work together to survive. Hello House and Cuddy, hello Sawyer and Kate, hello Logan and Veronica, Also, the fact that their other relationships/flings happened and ended so early on in the series is a dead giveaway. Come on, who are they kidding.
Also, I don’t know any spoilers about season 2, technically Bellamy is dead as of the season 1 finale. But I’d bet my ass that they’re gonna find a way to bring him back, because he IS the second main character and something’s bound to happen between him and Clarke.
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That whole “1D Day on November 17th” thing stinks.
First it was on some shady twitter update account (calling themselves “the official source” but not being verified in contrast to all actual 1D accounts), and then it was one the One Direction YouTube channel, but is that even theirs? Because judging by the videos they have up it really, REALLY isn’t.
It’s on a school/work day, only a concert, 1D never called it 1D Day themselves. And it won’t even be on Youtube, but only on the Today Show, i.e. only live in the US.
It’s NOT a 1D Day.
Are you & harry together?
louis: some people GENUINELY, think that we’re in a relationship.
are you & harry dating?
louis: some people GENUINELY, SERIOUSLY think that we’re in a relationship
what is larry stylinson??
louis: some people GENUINELY think that me & harry are in a relationship
Is larry real?
louis: some people GENUINELY, think that we’re together. They GENUINELY, SERIOUSLY think that we’re in a relationship.
are you & eleanor engaged?
louis: no. nO. NO!!
Anonymous said: BUT YOU GUYS KNOW 1 DIRECTION IS OUT OF THE LIMELIGHT RIGHT THEY'RE GONE 5SOS IS IN
sorry what? :/
can’t hear you!!!
too far up the charts :/
forgot to add………
Come not between a dragon and his wrath.
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